‘Twas the holiday season at Offerpad,
A time for real estate folks to be merry and glad.
A gathering of good girls and boys who all through the year,
Helped people move freely, spread good tidings and cheer.
O, what a momentous occasion was twenty-nineteen,
Chalk-full of milestones—so tremendous and fine.
Opening our brand-new HQ caused much hullabaloo,
Even the Governor came by to take in the view.
We brought our solutions to entirely new places,
San Antonio and Austin are now among our home bases.
For relieving real estate burdens for many a household,
Our customer service was lauded with silver and gold.
Yea—it was time to commemorate all we’d achieved,
Accomplishing things some had once not believed.
A cookie exchange marked the first day of this festive affair,
Delivering a plethora of sweets for revelers to share.
Our desks were then decked out with delightful decorations,
Adding color, whimsy, and light to our holiday celebrations.
We slipped on sweaters most gaudy and garish,
The type in appearance only a mother could cherish.
We capped the festivities in jubilant fashion, went out with a bang,
Venturing downtown donning denim and diamonds with the Offerpad gang.
As we reflect upon another year at Offerpad,
There is only one more thing we’ll simply add:
Happy Holidays one and all—from OP family, to buyer, to seller,
Happy New Year, too—we hope 2020 is remarkably stellar!